hello_dolly_get_lyric()

20function hello_dolly_get_lyric() {21	/** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */22	$lyrics = "Hello, Dolly23Well, hello, Dolly24It's so nice to have you back where you belong25You're lookin' swell, Dolly26I can tell, Dolly27You're still glowin', you're still crowin'28You're still goin' strong29I feel the room swayin'30While the band's playin'31One of our old favorite songs from way back when32So, take her wrap, fellas33Dolly, never go away again34Hello, Dolly35Well, hello, Dolly36It's so nice to have you back where you belong37You're lookin' swell, Dolly38I can tell, Dolly39You're still glowin', you're still crowin'40You're still goin' strong41I feel the room swayin'42While the band's playin'43One of our old favorite songs from way back when44So, golly, gee, fellas45Have a little faith in me, fellas46Dolly, never go away47Promise, you'll never go away48Dolly'll never go away again";49 50	// Here we split it into lines.51	$lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );52 53	// And then randomly choose a line.54	return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );55}